Luck of The Irish (Green Soap Porn)

Wow, it's been a week. I wish I could say I've been slacking off but it's just not the case. I won't get into it because it's just a whole lot of the same and I won't bore you with the ins and outs of my belly problems.

Today is a good day and it's St. Patrick's Day! This is a day I am grateful I am not in the New York City subways. Every St. Patty's Day that landed on a weekday while I lived in NY, I always ended up on the train going home and the subways always filled up with half naked men completely obliterated stinking of booze. Their breath actually stung my eyes it was so toxic! They would be trying to sing some song together in unison and "sneaking" a drink here and there from their brown bag. They were slick, I tellya... And sexy with their beer bellies hanging out, some with words or caveman drawings on them (???). New York bar men loved their excuses to drink, especially the Irish ones. Oh, it was the day to be proud and lit to the gills!

So today the porn will be green.

Margarita With Salt Please by Pink Bricks LLC

Green Thumb Gardener's Soap by Angelic Soap Shop

Childhood Trauma Soap by Septic Soaps

the copy says: Disclaimer: This soap doesn't really wash anything away but dirt and

grime and will not make your parents love you. Try therapy instead. :D

You need to read all of their soap labels!

Apple & Lemonpeel Exfoliating Bar Soap by Pampered and Preens's Shop

Baby Doll Soap by Stinky Bomb's Shop

Litsea Cubeba Shea Butter Soap by Desert Soapstone

Agate Butterfly Pump Soap/Lotion Dispenser by August Moon Art

I know this isn't soap, but it could be a liquid soap dispenser. I think it is beautiful and deserves a showing in this green soap porn day.

Monkey & Pig Fruity Energy Handmade Soaps by Bella Fresca

Margarita Lime Essential Oil Salt Soap by KB Shimmer

Alaskan Fireweed Cocoa Butter soap by Swan Mountain Soaps

Lime Margarita Salt Bar by Magic Hands

Locks O'Luxe Irish Green Beer Shampoo Bar by Bambu Earth

Ah, the luck of the Irish.



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