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Doesn't it look fantastic?? I just looked at it again and it kind of looks like pressed brown sugar with crushed almonds and butter. Okay, now I really need it. ;)
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Description on Etsy copied verbatim (LOVE it!):
imagine thunderdome here... but instead of two men entering and one man leaving, it’s your nasty-ass jacked-up feet versus my totally rad pedicure bar. the opponents face off... the battle rages... the crowd draws a collective gasp... who wins? everyone! because feet are gross, and we all owe it to each other to keep our own as less-gross as possible. to that end, i offer you this double-layered pedicure soap. one half is a super-scratchy (dude, don’t wash your face with this, okay? seriously, the thunderdome thing was just a metaphor, and nobody really wants to see your gashed-up facemeat at the breakfast table) mix of sea salt, apricot seed scrub, and pumice; the other half is a smooth, creamy blend of cocoa butter and other emollient oils. it’s scented throughout with eucalyptus, tea tree, and peppermint, for the full denastifying at-home spa experience. and after enjoying the effects of your new soap, do feel free to put on a thick pair of socks and closed-toed shoes, and hide your shame from the world.
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each bar is hand-cut using my cheap yet superlatively, painfully sharp dollar store butcher knife. bars are all approximately 6 ounces, but please allow for slight variations.
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ingredients: coconut oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide, sea salt, apricot kernel oil, canola oil, palm oil, shea butter, cocoa butter, castor oil, essential oils, fragrance, pumice powder, apricot seed powder, beeswax.
6 comments:
Do you know what Jo? We're hangin' out in the same tree here..I just did a great thing. I have my fave stores set up in etsy. I love bedtime reading and so I printed off some pics and descriptions of the soaps I love to look at..and this one soap in particular has had me reeling with excitement..I haven't ordered it but I do keep looking at it.
How bloomin' weird!
Let me know what it's like - Dirty Sanchez is a great shop. Love it!
Breaking my bloggy exile and catching up on your eye-candy blog! Mmm mmm...I've missed all the yummy finds you post on your blog. Your choc goat milk soap is dreamy!
That's the fricken' funniest write-up I've ever read! Hehehe. Facemeat... hehehe. Let us know how it works (on your feet, not your facemeat), ok?
xo
Violet
You described that bar of soap to a T! It sure does look like it would taste like an almond cookie mmmm...
Not only does the soap look great and very interesting. But the description really grabs you. I have been trying to get creative with my descriptions but some people are really the masters at it.
I just ordered from Dirty Sanchez recently as well - she grabbed me with the awesome descriptions and I've been lusting after her soaps forever. Finally broke down and got the sampler and one of the beer soaps :D
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